"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

He broke into show business at age 15 when he started writing jokes for a local paper, receiving $200 a week and pumping out an estimated 2000 jokes a day.
Woody's theoretical directorial debut was in "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" which was a Japanese spy flick that he dubbed over with his own comedic dialogue about spies searching for the secret recipe for egg salad. His real directorial debut came the next year in the mockumentary "Take the Money and Run." He has written, directed and more often than not starred in about a film a year ever since, while simultaneously writing more than a dozen plays and several books of comedy.
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Woody Allen Quotes:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
  

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